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By Kevin Smith

NOW up to date WITH THE ‘INS AND OUTS’ of constructing ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, and masses, even more!

Anything yet uninteresting, Kevin Smith stocks his x-rated recommendations in his diary, telling all in his traditional candid, heartfelt and irreverent way!

Kevin Smith pulls no punches during this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his particularly boring and uneventful existence… good, no longer regularly uninteresting. In among staring at his TiVo, he manages to make and unencumber Clerks II, relate the tale of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes’ heroin addiction... and get stuck stealing donuts from Burt Reynolds.

Thrown in are his perspectives at the perils of strip golf equipment, the downside of threesomes, the discomfort of anal fissures, his love-affair with Star Wars and a lot more! Adults merely!

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We watch TiVo’ed Simpsons ‘til we nod off. Friday 15 April 2005 @ 11:53 a. m. I get up at Jen’s behest. She’s telling me to allow the canine out. It’s approximately seven. I take a leak and hit the pc to replace the net diary. Byron intercoms round 7:30 to wake Harley up. I want him a contented birthday. I open the curtains as Jen climbs off the bed to softly wake Quinnster. She takes her downstairs to prepare for college, and that i return to the pc. I pay attention front door, so i'm going out onto my workplace deck to assert see you later to Harley. whilst i'm going again within, Jen and that i commence speaking in regards to the Poetry occasion a few extra ahead of she has Byron and that i relocating the blackjack desk and varied different items of furnishings right down to the library to solve area within the front room. I do whatever within the morning that I now can’t take into accout (it’ll get back to me), yet i do know i used to be doing whatever, simply because I have in mind getting domestic and the canine being long gone, picked up for doggie camp for the weekend. Jen and that i bicker a section sooner than she heads out to her mani-pedi-facial appointments at Burke Williams. We pass back-and-forth approximately even if to take Byron out for lunch or simply fish fry on the condo ahead of he heads for large Bead noon. Jen ultimately comes to a decision we’re gonna barbeque, and says she’ll decide up a few steaks from Bristol on her approach domestic from her appointments, yet earlier than she selections up Harley, who’s getting out of college early for a half-day. We bicker a few extra, and Jen’s off. The hundred or so folding chairs are brought, and Gail calls as much as question me if Jen sought after white chairs or now not. I inform her I’m unsure and contact Jen at Burke Williams, simply because I don’t wanna allow chair one into the home if she didn’t decide white chairs. After a couple of minutes, they song her down and that i ask her concerning the chairs. She sounds frazzled, and says she idea it was once a few form of emergency that they dragged her out of her pedi over. I counter with it’d be an emergency if she got here domestic and located 100 chairs she didn’t order sitting in our front room. She symptoms off at the white chairs, so the white chairs commence coming in. while Jen will get domestic, we bicker a few extra (this time over the Burke Williams emergency cell call), and that i head upstairs and fan the flames of the grill. Gail’s made Byron a birthday cake formed like a couple of skis, so that’s our steak follow-up. We take a seat to the earliest relations dinner on checklist and do the cake and candles factor afterwards. we are saying see you later as Byron a lot Harley and Louis into his truck, headed as much as Byron and Gail’s monstrous undergo cabin for the weekend, skipping the Poetry occasion altogether. Jen and that i loaf around the home for the remainder of the day, getting the lounge fit and relocating stuff round. After a lot dialogue approximately starting the development to a couple l. a. board parents, I throw a message up at the board approximately 5 tickets up for grabs, inquiring for a few details from every one applicant. whereas I’m engaged on the board, Jen’s protecting a marg-tasting assembly upstairs with Chay, Bryan Johnson, Darrin Johnson and Brian Quinn, the Issacs for the Poetry occasion (when they pour, they reign).

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